What on earth does NK want?

As though to insult the celebration of American independence, North Korea unleashes another five missiles off its East Coast. Apparently, the new missiles have longer ranges and stronger firepower compared to those tested in the past.

Should we be concerned? North Korea, despite its threats against Obamalandia, is still no match to Uncle Sam. NK would have to be so foolish to risk retaliation by the US.

Right? Wrong.

Friends forever! (Partnership made in hell?)
* picture from www.kremlin.ru, taken from Wikipedia

We should even be more concerned. US may be a hell lotta stronger than North Korea, but its "allies" are not. South Korea, arguably the most threatened among all nations, may be seeking American aid soon. And Japan, with all its vaunted technology, had to buy from the US anti-missile defense systems worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

$ ka-ching! $

Like it or not, someone is very, very happy with these developments.

And please, please don't underestimate the power of North Korea. NK and Russia are buddy-buddy!

See??? (Nice smile, Vladee!)
* picture from www.kremlin.ru, taken from Wikipedia

Anyway, what's up with North Korea? The official claim is that the tests are for studying nuclear power for energy. Obviously, the true purpose is far from that. The North Koreans have no need for electricity. They are an impoverished, under-educated people and must remain that way, or the government would lose its grip.

Does North Korea want to rule over the world? Of course it does! But, come on, America is emperor of the world! Why the hell would you challenge that kind of power for a futile shot at world domination??? It doesn't make any sense!!

So why does NK even bother?

* Satisfaction of "innocent" lunacy? We don't have to argue that the Dear Leader has a couple (or maybe three or more) screws loose. No person in his right mind would shave off his chef's pubic hair out of sheer jest, nor would claim that he is man-god (and maybe actually believe it).


* Youtube video from GOODMagazine
And the man-god, thinking that the world is his toy, may destroy a few countries on a whim.

Possible, but highly unlikely. Just last year, the Dear Leader had suffered a stroke, strangely coinciding with the accelerated pace of nuclear tests this year. Imagine that: a 68-year-old overweight bastard recovering from a stroke so quickly he still has the strength and drive to command the testing of several nuclear missiles. How much cooler can he get??

If he still calls the shots right now, either he had made an unusually miraculous recovery or he's actually the man-god that he claims himself to be. If so, for all his vanity, wouldn't he have done something about that disgusting face of his?? Yuck.

(to be continued)