Gaydar tingling

Some guys ooze with so much gayness it's just impossible for them to be straight. Heck, I wasn't surprised when Ricky Martin said that he's a "half" fruitcake. I mean, his gayness is like 1+1=2 staring right at your face ; it's so darned obvious! Anyone would have been too naive to have thought otherwise.

But wouldja believe, oh younger generation of ladies, that this handsome specimen of Homo sapiens was actually 100% gay???

* picture from Todd Lyons of Uncyclopedia

Lesson: Never judge a man's sexuality by his chiseled jaw and straight-edged tuxes.

Now I'm just waiting for Joe Jonas to slip up and say, "I don't like twats" or something.


*video from failblog
"Single Ladies" epileptic dance. It's not just gay. It's ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC.


*video from JonasBrothersMusic
Don't lose hope, ladies. There's plenty of Steve Tyler to pass around!