If you keep on using contraception, you will never know the joy of celebrating Father's Day.
Take this guy, for example. He is using a condom, and will never know the joy of being a father:
* video from boredmuch2
Since Father's Day comes only once a year, I will take this opportunity to share a few interesting thoughts about Father's Day:
* The best gift that a dad can receive on Father's Day is a free pack of condoms. They will surely be appreciated over the ubiquitous paperweights and ballpoint pens. Plus, they are much cheaper -- even more than maternity costs, diapers, milk and tuition fees.
* Since Father's Day comes only once a year, and involves 364 days of heavy expenses and wasted "me" time after, Father's Day is not worth reproducing for.
* Now that it's no longer Father's Day, I can tell you dads how stupid you are for not using contraception.
Belated Happy Father's Day, dumdums!
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